{"id":62,"date":"2005-03-22T23:03:40","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T04:50:39","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-05-25T00:18:15","modified_gmt":"2020-05-25T04:18:15","slug":"a_38463_a_65329_a_23565_a_38463_a_65329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.masablog.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"阿Ｑ對阿Ｑ"},"content":{"rendered":"

中國三千多個阿Ｑ群聚北京中南海，於日昨通過自慰式的反分裂法。臺灣自１８９４年中日馬關條約永久割讓給日本後，百年來從來就沒有和中國統一過，何來分裂。此法若用來對付西藏、東土耳其斯担（新疆），或是後來オ踩入糞坑的香港，那沒話說。若說用來對付臺灣有個動武耍流氓的架勢，就有點阿Ｑ式的自淫。這些阿Ｑ群崽爽是爽一下，但後遺症一簍筐：
\n一）\t臺灣大群患迷失症的中國人和對中國心存幻想的臺商可要糟秧啦，脖子上多套一副枷鎖，向心力當然等比級數的遞减，有礙（祖國）統一。
\n二）\t促使美日強權的覺醒，預作未雨愁繆。君不知日本馬上停止對中國的無息貨款之發放。美國在關島延建Ｂ５２可升降的跑道。
\n三）\t促使５／２４臺灣公民投票，培養人民要當家自主的氣氛。
\n四）\t臺商投資的减少。中國人失業率增加，動亂加劇，２０Ｏ６年規定要向ＷＴＯ献出國家帳冊的底牌，茶壺一旦漏了底，通貨澎脹一日三市，舉國大亂，有智之士會動聲色把金銀財寶滙出國外，預留退路。惡性循環，國之將亡不遠矣。
\n話說臺灣的陸委會為因應此法，也有一群阿Ｑ相呼應，正式聲明要對岸那群阿Ｑ認清錯誤，向臺灣人民懺悔。又是另類的自淫。天馬行空，不切實際。礙於友人的親戚在當家，不才就幫你們這一小群Ｑ兄Ｑ弟解解套，曰：「對岸那一撮無厘頭的自淫漢聽着，看到美女（臺灣），就幻想是過門的小媳婦，日夜想要如何個折騰一番，而後院持刀霍霍的母夜义（黑龍江以北那一片地），體重美女一百三十倍，爾等却跪地求曉，棄之惟恐不及。五月卄四日的廟會，我們要給美女表態一番（公民投票），俾使這隻癩蛤蟆死了這條心。下次再糾纏不清，可要當心美女表哥們（美、日）的拳頭。」
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