{"id":60,"date":"2005-03-22T22:49:41","date_gmt":"2005-03-22T22:49:41","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-05-25T00:18:15","modified_gmt":"2020-05-25T04:18:15","slug":"a_35531_a_39740_a_25343_a_34277_a_21935","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.masablog.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"請鬼拿藥單"},"content":{"rendered":"

一個病入膏盲的人，最怕請鬼拿藥單，準死無疑。臺灣新政府的毛病在那裡？ 根据本半仙的把脈，她百病交集，是有點辣手。非開一帖「白虎湯」，不足以起死回生。但若請鬼拿藥單，半途紿病人药帖填加一些鶴頂紅、砒霜，那就是大羅神仙也無能為力。
\n一位很有愛心的嚴家琳老師，到烏來的小學去說故事紿原住民小孩聽，發現很多小孩沒錢買筆紙文具、也沒錢吃午餐。毛病在那裡？經本座拿放大鏡一瞄，不得了，２ＯＯ４年以前、教育部裡面呂換種的大堆老鼠，怎麼Ｏ４年以後都基因突變成鬼狀，真是鼠何寥落鬼何多。公元二千年，這群鼠輩認為扁呂勝選只是偶然，四年後必可回歸幾十年來的「正常」生活，何况四年來，阿扁都叫一些睜眼的瞎子當管家，既使在他頭拉一泡鼠尿，他們也以為是凉風秋雨呢 ，所以平時除了咬咬布袋，生活倒也過得很恰意。一年來，阿扁新派來一個明眼的管家，倒精明得很。不太好惹，幸好３２０後，我們都吞入連蒙古大夫的兩顆子彈丸，個個己由鼠輩變成鬼輩，功力更勝往昔。譬如說承認中國學歷，貧苦學童午餐不紿編列，中國臺校（要假借臺商之名）的補助，好菜會一道道端出來，端菜途中，再滲加一些砒霜味素，劑量不可太多，以免被聞出味道。保証讓執政的阿扁政府死得莫名其妙，糊里糊塗。明眼管家怎敵得過我們的鬼頭鬼腦。以上係本仙人運起順風耳和通天眼所看到教育部裡的鬼怪現象，杜先生三世為善持家，本座允於開一帖
\n「白虎清部湯」整治病症，必可起死回生，但切勿再一請鬼拿藥單。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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