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一個名叫符進陶的中國人，有一天如厠解放，旁邊站的是黑人同事，他偷偷地瞄一下，既黑又長，好羨慕。就請教該同事，怎樣才能够達到這個標準。該同事輕描淡寫地教他用繩子催綁即行。一周後該黑同事問他效果如何，他回答說：「雖然還沒有變長、但已經開始變黑了。」<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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